AARON BURR: "Kill him? No way! Alex and I are besties!"MAYOR OF SALEM, MA: "Witch Smitch! Salem will be synonmous with one thing and one thing only, chicken feed. We're the 6th largest city in America, and the 6th we'll stay!"
COLONIAL SETTLER: "Oh don't worry, whiny pants. It's just the sniffles. It's called smallpox - how bad could it be?"
BEN FRANKLIN: "I didn't, repeat didn't, get black out wasted on month old moonshine and crack that bell. I swear!"
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WHERE. IS. BETSY.
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